I’d Like to File a Complaint Against Myself
There’s only one employee at the Doodle Union, and even he won’t listen to himself.
Read Case #002 →You're entering Teddy's grown-up comedy department. Expect strong language, ridiculous complaints, and questionable management. This section is intended for adults, not children.
Looking for children's stories? Visit Teddy’s Storybook →President Teddy. One defective human. An alarming number of grievances.
Customer Service says Dad is a discontinued vintage model with questionable replacement parts. Teddy wants his refund. Until someone mentions sandwiches.
Read Case #001 →There’s only one employee at the Doodle Union, and even he won’t listen to himself.
Read Case #002 →
Meet the union boss, ball inspector, and self-appointed head of operations.
Meet the Doodlefather →Management is laughing again. The patient is still broken, but the treatment is working. Teddy demands a double dose.
Read Case #003 →This is adult humour and fiction. For children’s illustrated stories, visit Teddy’s Storybook .